Cool Sayings and Quotes

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

As long as there are birthday Gifts, I don’t mind celebrating my birthdays everyday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of you to the world.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.

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