Clever Sayings
He who stands on toliet is high on pot!
Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fists.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
It’s hard to be nostolgic when you can’t remember anything!
Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
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