Funny Quotes and Sayings
Posted on April 13th, 2008 by admin
A small kid wrote to santa “send me a brutha!”
santa wrote “send me ur mutha!”
What are you gonna do for a face when the monkey wants his butt back??
The word of the day is LEGS so let us go home and spread this word!!!
YOUR MUM! oohh would u like some ice 4 that burn?
Q. wot s*x position makes the ugliest children
A. i dont know, why dont you ask your mom!
I have lost my teddy will you sleep with me tonight?
God gave men brines so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Life can be like a scooter . You just need a “kick-start”
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