Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).
I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.
By the time you read this you’ve already read it.
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